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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 109
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Mon 09/08/08 10:38 AM
I have the space bar mark on my hand.........who would have thought a keyboard could be a pillow????noway laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:39 AM

"What the 'L' is up?"
"Oh, that's because I make love sideways. What's your best position?"
love love

laugh
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Immmmmmmmmmm such a Looooooooooooooooser!!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:40 AM
laugh --->> L = Losssssser!
laugh laugh drinker drinker

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Mon 09/08/08 10:42 AM
yes...........the L makes me a loooooooooooooooser!!!!


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:42 AM

I have the space bar mark on my hand.........who would have thought a keyboard could be a pillow????noway laugh laugh laugh

Actually...women should have a space bar mark on their hand...to clap their hand over some clod's mouth and put a space between his words.
devil smokin

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Mon 09/08/08 10:42 AM
the word of the day is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 0 AND THE NUMBER L!!!bigsmile drinker

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Mon 09/08/08 10:43 AM


I have the space bar mark on my hand.........who would have thought a keyboard could be a pillow????noway laugh laugh laugh

Actually...women should have a space bar mark on their hand...to clap their hand over some clod's mouth and put a space between his words.
devil smokin
yES .......most men shouldnt be allowed to speak!!!devil laugh noway

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Mon 09/08/08 10:45 AM
laugh drinker drinker
brb...(***not saying a word***)

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Mon 09/08/08 10:46 AM
they should just sit there and look pretty!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:48 AM

they should just sit there and look pretty!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

omg....if I could only look pretty.

Need a new change in wardrobe...I guess...and wax the skull or put a toupee on it.

And change my blush and base and eyeshadow.
grumble laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:51 AM


they should just sit there and look pretty!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

omg....if I could only look pretty.

Need a new change in wardrobe...I guess...and wax the skull or put a toupee on it.

And change my blush and base and eyeshadow.
grumble laugh laugh
Im good with clothes.......a makeover!!!bigsmile Skip the toupee, and get out of my makeup bag!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:52 AM
<<---Are we going out tonight??? I'm all made up for a FUN time?

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Mon 09/08/08 10:54 AM



they should just sit there and look pretty!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

omg....if I could only look pretty.

Need a new change in wardrobe...I guess...and wax the skull or put a toupee on it.

And change my blush and base and eyeshadow.
grumble laugh laugh
Im good with clothes.......a makeover!!!bigsmile Skip the toupee, and get out of my makeup bag!!!noway laugh laugh laugh


Okay...I don't like wearing a rug anyway

Besides, I can ressurect my Halloween makeup kit, and do the Scares-Adults-&-Kids stuff.
devil smokin laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:55 AM
Pennywise!!!love laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/08/08 10:56 AM
<---this is my man with fish pic........laugh

or man with fish magnet....

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Mon 09/08/08 10:57 AM
Eric......my tp man is quite upset!!!scared

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Mon 09/08/08 10:58 AM
And the lipstick is mother approved!!!

It won't come off without licking it long and hard!!

bigsmile :banana: :banana:

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Mon 09/08/08 10:59 AM

Eric......my tp man is quite upset!!!scared


He's feeling used?
:wink:

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Mon 09/08/08 11:01 AM
eric is always upset...........his face hasnt changed.......in a reallllllllllly long time!!noway








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Mon 09/08/08 11:03 AM
Just as long as he isn't at some gnome crime scene in the park.

Sad attitudes can lead to poor choices in friends. You know??
:cry: frustrated frustrated bigsmile

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