Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 109 | |
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Then it feels like the world is closing in on you. You get tunnel vision.
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My chest hurts
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Great! I'm already a four eye. Now I get tunnel vision too!?
And next week is hunting season! |
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DD, another boring Saturday night
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well, join the the club ..... boring here too !
(liz), |
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DD, looking for a certain cowboy, lol
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Sleepy.
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The other six dwarves will follow you along soon, Mr. Biker.
Just leave Snow White tied across the bed for your pals. |
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<<-- Dopey
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<<<<<----SMILEY
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You, that outfit you're wearing, and me...meet at the city park, after sundown. Bring whoopee cushions. Big fun tonight, as people saunter along the sidewalk in the stillness of the evening. |
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<<< Idjit , Dopey is already here.
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You, that outfit you're wearing, and me...meet at the city park, after sundown. Bring whoopee cushions. Big fun tonight, as people saunter along the sidewalk in the stillness of the evening. I'm going to start makin lil Leprechuan crime scenes an leavin em in the parks an such |
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I'm going to start makin lil Leprechuan crime scenes an leavin em in the parks an such "Sergeant Lilliput, what has your investigation uncovered?" "Captain Smurf, I've compiled a list of traits of the perpetrator. Female, slender, artistic, only adult in her household, is familiar with bodily positions, and genitalia..." "STOP IT! That's your sister, you've described, Sergeant!" "Sir, my sister likes leprechauns! She says that they are magically endowed!" "Precisely, Sergeant Lilliput! This display in the park exhibits animosity towards little pricks." |
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Dear Diary;
You know your life is about to go into suck mode when you hear the new metallica song 4 times before you even get out of the house (damn radio stations!) |
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