Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 109 | |
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awwwwwwwwwww I bought the movie Castaway yesterday WWWWWWWWIIIIILLLLLLLSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNN!! oh Wilson such a sad movie I had forgotten how it ended Dont buy Lost in Translation..........IT REALLY SUCKED!!! |
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do you have johnson??? and myoflex andddddddddddddd ummmmmmmmmmm you really need a Waltec.........at Home Depots near you!! Johnson , check Myoflex' check but I cant reach the middle of my back to put it on Waltec , nope over cooked myself in the tub last night |
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do you have johnson??? and myoflex andddddddddddddd ummmmmmmmmmm you really need a Waltec.........at Home Depots near you!! Johnson , check Myoflex' check but I cant reach the middle of my back to put it on Waltec , nope over cooked myself in the tub last night OMG!!! your a genius!!! I'll have to try that!....my daughter used to help me out with this |
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ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!!
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Oh wow!!! Another guy wanting to see my whole face.......I swear its on there SOMEWHERE?!!!
Is this window shoppers R us????? |
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ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!! Spidy would prolly just eat it , an I dont wanna ask my son he'd prolly be just as horrified as your son , an the lil one ......well I dont think he would do it |
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Just look deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeply into the bacon!!!! Youre getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepier.....
Youre gettttttttttttttting veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!! |
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ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!! Spidy would prolly just eat it , an I dont wanna ask my son he'd prolly be just as horrified as your son , an the lil one ......well I dont think he would do it |
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Just look deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeply into the bacon!!!! Youre getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepier..... Youre gettttttttttttttting veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!! um............its just making me hungry |
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ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!! Spidy would prolly just eat it , an I dont wanna ask my son he'd prolly be just as horrified as your son , an the lil one ......well I dont think he would do it |
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HAHA YOU Should do it now!!!! Dont tell them your filming.........ya gotta get the TRUE HORROR depicted on their faces!!!
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dEAR DIARY.......what kind of messed up person puts a picture of their bacon on a dating website????
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ugh......don let me forget to get car insurance on Saturday....
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dont forget to buy car insurance on saturday!!!
Dont let me forget to do 12 post dated cheques and get them to the azzheads who run this outfit!!!!! |
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I pay by the year right????? and these azzheads wait until my birthday to throw an envelope in my door saying IM late and wanna charge me $20 a day and that I now owe them $520!!!
I FLIPPED OUT AND PHONED THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GO FUKC THEMSELVES .......NOW THEY just want the correct amount!!! |
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I pay by the year right????? and these azzheads wait until my birthday to throw an envelope in my door saying IM late and wanna charge me $20 a day and that I now owe them $520!!! I FLIPPED OUT AND PHONED THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GO FUKC THEMSELVES .......NOW THEY just want the correct amount!!! strata fees?....... bastards Birthday?? I didnt know exactly when it was.... welllllllllllll.........Happy UNBIRTHDAY !!! I'm gonna say that to you EVERY DAY now!! HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO GYYYYYYPSYYYYYYYYYY HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !! !! |
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The word of the day is.........CORRECTAMOONDO.....BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 360 AND THE NUMBER R!!!
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I'd rub lotion all over both of you.
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Damn,,,this isnt fair...Now I want to eat bacon...
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iT was the 4th............shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
And I had to work. Fees.......monthly fees.......I pay by the year.....all post dated cheques......and they treat me like this??? Without a warning??? I gave them a piece of my mind!!! |
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