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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 109
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Sun 09/07/08 10:06 AM

awwwwwwwwwww I bought the movie Castaway yesterday

WWWWWWWWIIIIILLLLLLLSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNN!!

oh Wilson:cry: such a sad movie I had forgotten how it endedfrown
Its a great movie!!!:cry:

Dont buy Lost in Translation..........IT REALLY SUCKED!!!noway

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Sun 09/07/08 10:07 AM


do you have johnson??? and myoflex andddddddddddddd ummmmmmmmmmm you really need a Waltec.........at Home Depots near you!!bigsmile


Johnson , check
Myoflex' check but I cant reach the middle of my back to put it onfrown
Waltec , nope
over cooked myself in the tub last night ohwell
Try this.....put myoflex on some saran wrap.......big piece.......and rub to and fro.....

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Sun 09/07/08 10:10 AM



do you have johnson??? and myoflex andddddddddddddd ummmmmmmmmmm you really need a Waltec.........at Home Depots near you!!bigsmile


Johnson , check
Myoflex' check but I cant reach the middle of my back to put it onfrown
Waltec , nope
over cooked myself in the tub last night ohwell
Try this.....put myoflex on some saran wrap.......big piece.......and rub to and fro.....




OMG!!! your a genius!!!:smile: I'll have to try that!....my daughter used to help me out with thisohwell

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Sun 09/07/08 10:12 AM
ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway

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Sun 09/07/08 10:14 AM
Oh wow!!! Another guy wanting to see my whole face.......I swear its on there SOMEWHERE?!!!noway

Is this window shoppers R us?????noway

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Sun 09/07/08 10:15 AM

ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway





Spidy would prolly just eat it , an I dont wanna ask my son he'd prolly be just as horrified as your son , an the lil one ......well I dont think he would do it laugh noway

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Sun 09/07/08 10:15 AM
Just look deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeply into the bacon!!!! Youre getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepier.....yawn

Youre gettttttttttttttting veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!yawn

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Sun 09/07/08 10:16 AM
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ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway





Spidy would prolly just eat it , an I dont wanna ask my son he'd prolly be just as horrified as your son , an the lil one ......well I dont think he would do it laugh noway
I think you should YOUtube their reactions when asking to put cream on your back.........lmaoooooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhh THE HORROR!!!noway

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Sun 09/07/08 10:17 AM

Just look deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeply into the bacon!!!! Youre getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepier.....yawn

Youre gettttttttttttttting veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!yawn



um............its just making me hungry tongue2 :laughing:

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Sun 09/07/08 10:18 AM

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ya Ive had to do that, my cats are no help and my son.....if he even has to put sun tan lotion on my back he acts like he is going to throw up and has the most horrified look on his face!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway





Spidy would prolly just eat it , an I dont wanna ask my son he'd prolly be just as horrified as your son , an the lil one ......well I dont think he would do it laugh noway
I think you should YOUtube their reactions when asking to put cream on your back.........lmaoooooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhh THE HORROR!!!noway




laugh explode laugh laugh laugh noway laugh

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Sun 09/07/08 10:21 AM
HAHA YOU Should do it now!!!! Dont tell them your filming.........ya gotta get the TRUE HORROR depicted on their faces!!!noway surprised surprised surprised scared scared rofl

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Sun 09/07/08 10:21 AM
dEAR DIARY.......what kind of messed up person puts a picture of their bacon on a dating website????noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/07/08 10:22 AM
ugh......don let me forget to get car insurance on Saturday....explode rant grumble frustrated

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Sun 09/07/08 10:24 AM
dont forget to buy car insurance on saturday!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Dont let me forget to do 12 post dated cheques and get them to the azzheads who run this outfit!!!!!frustrated rant explode

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Sun 09/07/08 10:26 AM
I pay by the year right????? and these azzheads wait until my birthday to throw an envelope in my door saying IM late and wanna charge me $20 a day and that I now owe them $520!!!explode

I FLIPPED OUT AND PHONED THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GO FUKC THEMSELVESexplode .......NOW THEY just want the correct amount!!!bigsmile

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Sun 09/07/08 10:29 AM

I pay by the year right????? and these azzheads wait until my birthday to throw an envelope in my door saying IM late and wanna charge me $20 a day and that I now owe them $520!!!explode

I FLIPPED OUT AND PHONED THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GO FUKC THEMSELVESexplode .......NOW THEY just want the correct amount!!!bigsmile



strata fees?....... bastardsrant
Birthday?? I didnt know exactly when it was....
welllllllllllll.........Happy UNBIRTHDAY !!! I'm gonna say that to you EVERY DAY now!!

HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO GYYYYYYPSYYYYYYYYYY
HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
!!flowerforyou !!

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Sun 09/07/08 10:30 AM
The word of the day is.........CORRECTAMOONDO.....BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 360 AND THE NUMBER R!!!bigsmile drinker

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Sun 09/07/08 10:31 AM
I'd rub lotion all over both of you.

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Sun 09/07/08 10:31 AM
Damn,,,this isnt fair...Now I want to eat bacon...laugh

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Sun 09/07/08 10:31 AM
iT was the 4th............shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!noway

And I had to work.

Fees.......monthly fees.......I pay by the year.....all post dated cheques......and they treat me like this??? Without a warning??? I gave them a piece of my mind!!!rant

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