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Topic: What cliche'...........
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:27 PM
"Back when I was your age...". Yeah, yeah, I know dad, back when you were my age you walked barefoot 35 miles to school every morning, being careful not to step in dinosaur sh!t after milking the stegasaurus. Tell us the story about the time the brontosaurus followed you home from school again. I could use a nap.......my sister peed her pants when I said that.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:28 PM
Oh yeah Fran, 'hold your horses', you are 'beside yourself', huh? It got so quiet you could "hear a pin drop".... ok no more 'beating around the bush' because 'it's like the blind leading the blind'

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/04/08 12:29 PM
Rodney dangerfield and george carlin had the comebacks to cliches down pat. My heroes.

Mafomagic Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 156	Thu 09/04/08 12:32 PM
"Pot calling kettle black" I dont get it. Isn't pot usually green?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/04/08 12:32 PM
Who could forget george carlins "I have tried to be both a good mother and father to you! Go f*ck yourself."

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:32 PM
they were hilarious 'as cold as ice' 'as hot as hell' duh!

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 09/04/08 12:32 PM
"don't worry, be happy"...yeah right, your mortgage isn't due is it?

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:32 PM
"Pot calling kettle black" I dont get it. Isn't pot usually green?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/04/08 12:33 PM
Rodney dangerfields "call me when you got no class".

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:35 PM
Who could forget george carlins "I have tried to be both a good mother and father to you! Go f*ck yourself."

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 09/04/08 12:36 PM
it's all good

Mafomagic Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 156	Thu 09/04/08 12:36 PM
"call me when you got no class" one of my all time favorites

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Thu 09/04/08 12:36 PM
One word. Like. I constantly interrupt my daughter when she says "like" just to annoy her and remind her that it sounds horrible to throw "like" arbitrarily in to every sentence. She: My friend was, like, really mad... Me: (interrupting) was she LIKE really mad? Or was she ACTUALLY really mad? I'm sure there's some therapy and long term relationship damage ahead because of it, but it does drive me nuts! I've told her that nobody will take her seriously if she continues to talk like that. Which would be a shame since she is a very bright girl and an incredible writer and thinker. Maybe some day she'll thank me. Or snap and shoot me.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/04/08 12:38 PM
It tastes just like chicken! Well if that's the case, why aint we eating chicken instead of rattlesnake? I don't see kentucky fried rattlesnake on every corner y know.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 09/04/08 12:38 PM
don't even go there

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 09/04/08 12:39 PM
smokin'

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:39 PM
been to hell and back

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 09/04/08 12:40 PM
my bad

Mafomagic Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 156	Thu 09/04/08 12:40 PM
"my friend was,like,really,mad..." . Similar to " I like him/her,I just don't like LIKE him/her so it's not a date Date date." WTF?

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 09/04/08 12:42 PM
blood is thicker than water