Give us a sample of your campaign speech.

Watch out all you dirty B*STARDS!! It's go time!!














Thank you for your support.

Vote for me!!!Vote for me!!!

my speech would i,m going to steal much as i can . sleep till noon. do
nothing for four years. but drink beer smoke weed.

It would never work. When I got to the part about banning religion and
alcohol, they would start throwing things. Probably bibles and bottles.

I would vote for you, man ... you will be stoned all the time ... and
will forget about any War plans.

Cool beans :^)

lmao@lex. too funny. But, more than likely that is what they would
throw.


Still like my answer best.

anything in ( )'s is sublimally spoken. you do not hear it with your
concious brain


Ok folk first thigns first, let me start out by congratulationg you all
on the good sense you had in coming here tonight. By coming here, you
have shown above common intelligence in the fact that you want to listen
and pick the best person (me, sublimally processed into your brain by
radio waves) for the position of president.
I promise to start by promising that there willbe no more monica
lewinskies in office (there is no way I would screw a b!tch as ugly as
that).
Also, no longer will the president (myself of course) allow the rich men
to get less taxes. They are gonna pay and theyre gonna pay big.
MEN!!! Are you tired of all these women seducing you, playing you along
for all your hard earned money and then suing for child support the
minute THEY run off with YOUR child?

To be cont.

Sorry folks I had to go get a quick drink of beer... (water)
ok third, I would make school mandatory all year round, from 7am until
5pm. This way parents could have some alone time and not worry about
the children coming in and asking why daddy is making mommy scream.( no
child will be left behind. If they miss the bus then they will have to
just walk like I did. Five miles one way uphill both directions in
three feet of snow)
As far as the war goes, every one of our troops will stay right where
they are, and more will die (they will all come home immediately and we
will secure our borders).
Drugs will be legalized in all forms (there will be no more drugs being
sold illegally on the street).
any questions so far?

Hello I'm MysteriousMan, I'm running as the Manchurian Candidate. I'm
giving you for the first time in American history the security NEVER
offered before. For the first time your police will be there for
protection. You will be able to walk down any street without FEAR. You
will NEVER need to OWN ANY FORM OF WEAPON AGAIN. A GUN that WILL cause
you the heart break by YOU KILLING a family member. I will also take
money out of circulation so that you will never be rob again.You'll have
the security of using an A.T.M. unit. MY military will also be there for
protection. A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR ME PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF THE
WORLD UNDER ONE ORDER. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOUR RIGHTS.

either you vote for me or every last one of your boys and girls will go
overseas and stay there (cause Iam not paying the money to have them
brought home again)