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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 PM for about 20 minutes. |
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You are on a roll tonight girl!!!
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That explains a lot. That little jerk, now I know why my Ex was always complaining of a yeast infection
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Sadly, we should also remember the Energizer Bunny.
He died today of sexual frustration. Someone put his batteries in backwards, so instead of going and goin...he kept coming and coming
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 PM for about 20 minutes. ROFFL LMGDAO!!!!
LMFGDAO!!!!! |
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Sadly, we should also remember the Energizer Bunny. He died today of sexual frustration. Someone put his batteries in backwards, so instead of going and goin...he kept coming and coming
awwwwwwwwww saying a prayer for the wittle wabbit |
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 PM for about 20 minutes. God Jammit! I'm pissed now! Tis a sign that the rapture is near. I mean, if the Rice Krispy boys get taken out, it is all over.
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I so adore the goof.....Can't we have just a long drawn out affair.......gigglesnort |
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hi cutie......
awwwwww I can't even say how nice it id to see all of your faces again. |
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He may have died but it wasn't from a yeast infection; only women get these. More than likely his doughballs got stuck to his thighs and when he rose to the occasion he strangled himself.
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I can't tell you the cause of death....because I will just start to bawl again.....but I will just say it had something to do with the milkyway candy bar and their lil offspring zagnut..... |
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shameless aint I....giggle
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He may have died but it wasn't from a yeast infection; only women get these. More than likely his doughballs got stuck to his thighs and when he rose to the occasion he strangled himself. sorry men can get them also! |
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I thought so to plk......but wasn't sure....
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