A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in
the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she repli ed 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that
we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own friggin blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End