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the funniest thing u've done?I'll name one thing my son thinks is funny.I went to spencer's got some trick candy.It was fart flavored.I had 2 pieces.It just so happens that 2 of my mom's x's were around.At diffrent times I gave each of them a piece.One of the x's spit it out right away and said this taste like chit.We laughed.The other x actaully ate it and then claimed to be dizzy.My son and I still laugh about this
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How does one know what a fart tastes like?
 On second thought... I don't want to know HOW someone knows that...LoL! |
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I skated around a skating rink spraying a can of canned farts and got banned from the skate center...
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Got married......
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Hey Nicki! Interesting question...lol
The funniest thing I've ever done? Oh hell... I dunno. Ordered pizza from jail. Sent pizza TO jail. Gotten thrown out of a Perkins for laughing too hard. Gotten thrown out of a McDonalds for ordering cherry pies. Gosh.... |
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How does one know what a fart tastes like? On second thought... I don't want to know HOW someone knows that...LoL! My thoughts exactly....I guess it just tasted FOUL!!!!..lol |
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ok i'm the one of the ex's that ate the candy and clamed to be dizzy later on that day lol
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Edited by
Mr_Brightside777
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Sun 08/31/08 10:29 PM
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"Got married......"
She said FUNNIEST, not dumbest...  How does one know what a fart tastes like? On second thought... I don't want to know HOW someone knows that...LoL! They had a mean and very demented older brother who held them down and, well, you get the picture??! |
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I had an old P.O.S. car.
One of the cops in town kept pulling me over...only to walk up to the car and say " When are you gonna get a REAL car?? " Well..after the 20th time...I finally had enough. " Borrowed " a red bubble light....hooked up a toggle switch to my headlights that would make them flash one at a time...and just waited for my opportunity. Me and a few friends were hanging out one night...sitting on a back road drinking beer..and I saw the cop's personal car go flying by on a cross road. I looked at my friends and asked them if they though he was speeding. They, of course, agreed that he was. So....I put the bubble ( it had a magnetic base ) on my roof and turned it on....pulled out behind the cop....and started flipping the toggle switch for the headlights. Well...he pulled over. I got out of my car carrying a big ole flashlight up near my face so he couldn't see who it was....and walked up to his car. He was reaching for his registration and proof of insurance asking what he did wrong.... I leaned in the window and said " I'll buy a real car when you can figure out that the one I have is not a State Police cruiser. "...turned around and walked back to my car. 4 days later....the Chief of Police in town ( who happened to go to the same church I went to ) walked up and asked me what I did to the cop because he had been walking around cursing me under his breath. |
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When I was about 5 I guess I wanted a new way to take a chewable vitamin, so I shoved it up my nose.
Then when I was 12 cooked my first complete meal by myself, misread the directions for the frozen green beans. Instead of a 1/2 cup of salted water, I read a 1/2 cup of salt in water. |
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Edited by
Cinderella75
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Sun 08/31/08 10:36 PM
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Yea Spencer's has some cool prank stuff.
I was quite the prankster when I was in middle school. I played pranks on my teachers all the time...lol (and I was a straight A student too..I was just bored as heck, so I played pranks) One of them was on my 60 music year old teacher. I had a fake dog turd, and I placed it right in front of his desk...he did not see it until he pulled his chair right next to it, and he jumped soo high, i did not think he had it in him.. his comb-over flew so high in the air, it was hilarious..I know I will burn in hell for that one, but thats ok.
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funny
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Yea Spencer's has some cool prank stuff. I was quite the prankster when I was in middle school. I played pranks on my teachers all the time...lol (and I was a straight A student too..I was just bored as heck, so I played pranks) One of them was on my 60 music year old teacher. I had a fake dog turd, and I placed it right in front of his desk...he did not see it until he pulled his chair right next to it, and he jumped soo high, i did not think he had it in him.. his comb-over flew so high in the air, it was hilarious..I know I will burn in hell for that one, but thats ok. |
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