A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting
next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:
" Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two @sses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two @sses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed
sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this
country. we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
spell Mississippi '."

that was cute

lmao good one

two italian men... so read with an italian accent. :0) one of my
favorites.

TAGO, lol.

i've posted something similar to this a while ago