2 Arkansas hunters were walikng thru the woods when they come across this giant hole in the ground, "Wow I wonder how deep that is?" one asked.
"Don't know"said the other "toss a rock in!" they did and never heard it hit the bottom!
"We outta try sumthin bigger" the first one said "look around" they found an old transmission in the woods, picked it up and tossed it in.
As they waited to hear it hit bottom a goat suddenly appeared out of the woods doing 90mph and just dived right in the hole!
The 2 hunters stood there shocked!
After a couple of minutes a farmer appeared from the woods and asked "you boys seen my goat?"
"It was the damedst thing" one hunter said "that goat cum runnin out of the woods and just dove in that hole!"
"Thats impossible" the farmer said " I had him chained to a old transmission!"

John