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        !!Getting out of bed in the morning !!
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      Scratch myself
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      well..if i had some...i'd scratch my balls like the men do                      | |
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      I go pee.   | |
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      call my mom... yep.. before I even get outta bed at 445am.
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      scratch my balls...then go back to sleep
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|  get my clothes as fast as I can an come home | |
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      Let my fur children out to do their duty,lol
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      i get in coffee mode, giddyup :)
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      Try and think of a reason to get out of bed    | |
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      grab my clothes i want for the day and head to the bathroom to pee and then shower. 
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      Do the Robot.
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      head to my coffee pot....
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      drop down and get my eagle on 
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      Turn off the white noise machine.
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| Try and think of a reason to get out of bed   Most definitely.   My to do list is usually: 1) Get up 2) Survive 3) Go back to bed     | |
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      I brush my teeth and tell my son good morning!   | |
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      Don't forget you have to scratch your ass too!   | |
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| Turn off the white noise machine.       | |
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      Sounds like you need someone to scratch them for you!   | |
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