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bryco1985 Joined Tue 08/12/08 Posts: 26	Wed 08/27/08 01:16 PM
CHUCK NORRIS is the reason waldo is hiding

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 08/27/08 01:19 PM
my life is complete

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Wed 08/27/08 01:20 PM
Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Wed 08/27/08 01:31 PM
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 08/27/08 01:32 PM
Chuck is the reason that the Soviets got The Bomb.

Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Wed 08/27/08 01:33 PM
another Badd A$$ from Texas...I just love him! But fear him as well.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 08/27/08 01:33 PM
bin laden hasn't been found because Chuck hasn't looked for him.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 08/27/08 01:35 PM
Chuck helps Girl Scouts cross the street by throwing cars out of the way for them.

NEONMOON7533 Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 51	Wed 08/27/08 02:00 PM
Chuck Norris doesn'T have to wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about.

bryco1985 Joined Tue 08/12/08 Posts: 26	Thu 08/28/08 12:23 AM
chuck norris is the only one that can slam a revolving door. chuck norris's tears can cure cancer to bad chuck norris never cries

VladTheInhailer Joined Thu 05/29/08 Posts: 416	Thu 08/28/08 12:24 AM
reason there are no pirates and ninjas? NORRIS

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