I received a couple of e-mails yesterday on a different site. That just made me think WTF? This first one seems OK, except for the fact that in my profile I state I am a country girl. And the fact he mentions HAND CUFFS.

Hi, nice to meet you. I know I'm in Toronto but ofcourse I'd be willing to commute, plus you'd be able to act as my tour guide out by your area.

I'm 30 years old, male Asian 5'10, athletic build, I've got a wild side which you'd probably want to see if you are seeking a wild man. Oh ... by the way, I do have cuffs if you'd like the thrill of being restrained while I ... :)

I'm bored very easily so I do try have many hobbies. I've just recently picked up on snowboarding a couple years ago. I really love the sport. If you're into skiing or snowboarding then we can go this winter.

I also enjoy going out to places with live music being played, preferably jazz. I'm really just looking for someone to hang out with. No expectations at all for this site, just want to meet someone and be friends with.

If you're up for checking out a jazz club, or have any good clubs to recommend, then drop me a line.

Take care,

Wes
Again, WTF. I NEVER once say in my profile I am looking for a wild man, nor do I say I like jazz music.

And here is another one and all it says is:

check my profile !! let me know !

So i check out his profile and here is what it say:

Im not gonna beat around the bush, Im here looking for one thing and one thing only. I want one woman to play and have fun with.

No commitments, relationships, or strings. Just get together once and a while for some great clean fun and for someone that I can treat like a princess, the way she wants to be treated.

Pampered and given all the attention she could handle, then knowing when to back off ! . I don't have the time so only serious women need to apply! Drop me a line if interested and we can plan some fun together !! I have no photo at this time but I am working on uploading one, but at the same time I will not be showing it off as discretion is expected and will be given also.

Im not ugly and you will not be disappointed, you just have to take my word for it !!If something further develops from this, then thats fine too, lets just see what happens!
I am very selective so please don't be offended if im honest with you by telling you there is no attraction as there has to be chemistry and an attraction. For me you have to have "the look" Thats important to me. Thats both ways ! lol

I am like again WHAT THE HELL! just because we live near each other does NOT mean I want to jump into your dirty ass pants. SHEESH!

Some people are worse then an unemployed teach. NO CLASS!

ROFL now thats just to funnny

oh god now my stomach hurt from laughing so much lol

You nailed it, Whisper...... no class. Also self-important arrogant egos. Too bad these men and women can't get their own dating web site, but none would know it was for them!!!

Hmmmm, Now the "got herpes" ad is up. Maybe Big Brother knows something about them that we don't. Must be because you typed "cuffs" or something in there!!!

Well at least the second guy told you, you had "the look"......I'm thinking that was a compliment. He could have just said that.........we know it, though.


And the first guy.........tell him we have already used the cuffs in our orgy with Mikey, Izzie, and the doll.

wow! WOW!! he's willing to commute all the way from toronto to whitby??? what a guy!!!


(and i thought "I" had long distance issues, haha)

I like the second profile...need to copy and paste that I'm gonna score

ROFL good luck

OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOO

awwww you should be thrilled... you must have "the look" he's looking for and I like how he wants someone with no strings attached and treats you like a princess with all the attention you can handle for the hour you might get to see him That's what all women look and hope for

Hey...I'm also...the train...I always score...whoo!!!!

decisions decisions... omg how will you ever decide which one to pick????

Can you write them back and ask if either one has a sister with similar sensibilities?

I think you should tell him you have handcuffs too, and are a champion anal fister.

I bet you never hear from him again. In fact, tell them both that.

LMAO go ahead try it and see how many hits you get!

Laughter is the best medicine!

you just made diet pepsi come out my nose on that one

You are so lucky -- I never get that kind....

Oh i know eh! A whole 30 minutes! I should fee honored!