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mine says...
always look to the future, good things will happen...... (in bed) |
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mine says 'that wasn't chicken'
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mine says-
"today sucks... tomorrow will suck some more... you're screwed" |
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remember yesterday
tommorow may not come for you |
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Mine says try again!!
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"ouch."
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mine said "out of order"
the other one said "tilt" on it |
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i got one once that said "made in china"
true story
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"if you can read this then your a jack@ss."
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Mine says " You will soon be bald and fat "
Yeah...thanks for telling me NOW....useless damn things. |
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mine had the lotto numbers, damn things didn't win though
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MINE SAID I WAS GOING TO MEET THIS RICH GUY AND LIVE HAPPY EVER AFTER, THAT WAS 35 YRS AGO.
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