A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs
one and goes over to the counter.



A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She
says,
"Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"



He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter,
I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe
him
but drops it on the counter anyway.



He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404

reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's
on
sale this week for only $20.00."



She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it
dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her
credit
card drops on the floor.



"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.



She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she
is
really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
could
tell it was she, who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was
the
only person around.



The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."



The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the
rod
and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"



He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
is
$11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

Very cute. I love that one.

good one !!