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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 106
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 11:39 AM
I never grew out of the kindergarten "milk and cookies" phase. Its 1:30. I need milk and cookies.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 11:42 AM
Crazy brian calls his wife miracle whip. I asked him why he called her that. He said "f*cking her is like sticking your d!ck in a fresh warm jar of mayonaise!"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 11:43 AM
That's yucky.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 08/25/08 11:45 AM
that better than peanut butter leg's !

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 08/25/08 11:54 AM
dang, i killed this thread !

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Mon 08/25/08 04:09 PM
Dear Diary, Kevin wont give me back my cheese!!!!!!!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 08/25/08 04:25 PM
<<-- making beef stew an dumplings it looks like its gonna rain any second now

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 08/25/08 09:55 PM
Dear Diary........ I have found a replacement.... a monkey will be filling in for me for the next few hours

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Tue 08/26/08 12:50 AM
would the ASPCA bite me for spanking that monkey?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 08/26/08 01:05 AM
no, but that monkey might bite you !

playwithmeoooolala Joined Fri 08/15/08 Posts: 1006	Tue 08/26/08 01:50 AM
hairless monkeys operating heave machinery??? o no

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Tue 08/26/08 01:57 AM
The machinery ain't that heavy. They just dig slit trenches.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 05:28 AM
dd, i am supposed to go to columbus...but fay might be in the way

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 07:23 AM
Dear diary.........I slept like 800 kenyan babies!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 07:33 AM
babies wake up every 2 hours screaming for a teet......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 07:34 AM
Dear diary.....I called scheduling and asked for a block off in october.......if I get it...it will be Oct 18-25......I hope I get it. Ive been checking out flights to cancun...mostly......and ya I know Ive been there 3 times already but........I love mexico....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 07:35 AM
babies wake up every 2 hours screaming for a teet...... that was me.........I think I was screaming!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 07:35 AM
ok ....should i clear my calendar.....let me know Dear diary.....I called scheduling and asked for a block off in october.......if I get it...it will be Oct 18-25......I hope I get it. Ive been checking out flights to cancun...mostly......and ya I know Ive been there 3 times already but........I love mexico....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/26/08 07:37 AM
ok ....should i clear my calendar.....let me know Dear diary.....I called scheduling and asked for a block off in october.......if I get it...it will be Oct 18-25......I hope I get it. Ive been checking out flights to cancun...mostly......and ya I know Ive been there 3 times already but........I love mexico.... LOL you going with me???? So far.......Im going by myself!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/26/08 07:38 AM
ohhh....you weren't talking to me?????? ooops