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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 106
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:28 AM
Hi gypsy!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:29 AM
Dear diary, the highlights of my weekend included working on ezras motorcycle and him bending over, ripping the crotch out of his pants and his whole package falling out. We were both grateful it did not happen at his job a few hours later. maybe he needs to wear pants that arent paint on????? I heard spandex pants are coming back!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:30 AM
Hi purple!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:30 AM
Hi ddn!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:32 AM
dear diary, kids today...they never learn... http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/159331 Someone needs to be spayed!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 08/25/08 09:33 AM
High ddn?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 08/25/08 09:34 AM
Hi Biker

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:35 AM
Dear diary........I have some new pet flies!!! Im naming them ZIPPER AND UPDOWN!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:36 AM
and I want to know why my cats havent eaten zipper and updown???? I killed 2 spiders last night and I felt pretty good about it!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:36 AM
Other highlights of my weekend included a freind who texted me 15 times wanting me to send a picture of myself to them. Aggrivated by the annoyance I handed my phone to ezra and said let's send em a picture! I dropped my pants, spread my cheeks and ezra took a perfect picture of my sphincter which I post haste sent. The rest of the day my freind kept driving by window down, finger in salute in the air, yelling "Kyle! You're an asshole!"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:39 AM
There is more. But its so outlandish that only gypsy could believe it.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:41 AM
Do I even want to know???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:44 AM
dear diary.......biker acted so "normal" but now..........Im not so sure!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 08/25/08 09:44 AM
its sunny..........but its cold.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:45 AM
Its cloudy and cold and blahhhhhhhhhhh

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 08/25/08 09:47 AM
at least the clouds dumped all their rain here before they headed your way

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 08/25/08 09:48 AM
my how the time are a changin'....... ) A Welsh oil painting, "Newport Nude," which was mothballed 60 years ago for being too brazen for public display because the model is naked, drew fresh criticism when reintroduced in July at a public gallery in Wales, but this time only because the naked model is holding a cigarette.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 08/25/08 09:50 AM
ha!!! We have/had? a statue of someone naked near the library.......apparantly it was too racy for the town!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:50 AM
dear diary, kids today...they never learn... http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/159331 Someone needs to be spayed!!! ....talk about repeat offenders! I think someone needs a chastity belt!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/25/08 09:56 AM
It was cold last night. I'm almost to illinois and it warmed up to 85 and sunny and big fluffy clouds. That one looks like a dragon. And that one over there looks like a piggy bank. And that one right there looks like a vagina.