Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, “Here…. try these on.” She did, and said, these are too big, I cant wear them. I replied, exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we never had any problems.

Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here…. try these on.” She tried them on and said, these are too large. They don't fit me. Mike said, exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.

Karen then took off her pants and handed them to mike she said, “Here, you try on mine.”

He did and said, I cant get into your pants.

Karen said, exactly and if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will. And they lived happily ever after.

Love it.

LMFAO!!!

THAT WAS PERFECT!!!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

Way toooooo cute!!!!!!!

I don't try to get in them, but if you want to take them off, then by all means - do.

thanks for the laughs!

cute!!!