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Topic: ballons
Robert29 Joined Tue 09/19/06 Posts: 99	Mon 03/19/07 05:03 PM
Johnny walks in on his mother while she is getting dressed. He points at her breasts asks "Mommy what are those?" She replies "those are baloons when I die they will blow up and carry me up to heaven." He is satisfied and leaves. A few days later he comes running in and says "mommy mommy aunt Sarah is dying!" "What do you mean she is dying?" "Shes lying on the floor in the garage dads blowing up her baloons and she keeps screaming God Im coming God Im coming!"

hosea1 Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 478	Mon 03/19/07 05:07 PM
thats funny

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76414	Mon 03/19/07 05:18 PM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76414	Mon 03/19/07 05:19 PM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76414	Mon 03/19/07 05:19 PM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76414	Mon 03/19/07 05:19 PM
opps fingers got excited there

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Mon 03/19/07 05:20 PM
LOL

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 03/19/07 05:37 PM

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