go to McDonald's and order three #2s, four #5s, two #1s and then say you need 5 diet cokes and 2 dr peppers, and 10 fried apple pies, but make 1/2 of them cherry, and add a few milkshakes in there somewhere and listen for the response..... it's pretty funny

OMG LMFAO
Look at the bright side he told that to a her not a him!!!!!!

yeah, there were some there that thought they were women....OMG....they probably would have thought he was hitting on them...

not that all gay people are wierd...I have a gay friend, in nashville, and we talk **** all the time....
he has no plex around me, since he fell and busted his head open, had to get staples....
I said, " you know that wouldn't have happened if you weren't gay."
he laughed ......then i hit my head on the door frame getting into the car....
he said, "that wouldn't have happened if you weren't straight."

I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.

don't break to much of a sweat....I like to do work....a long as i am my boss..

i covered up the mirror in my bathroom, so when people asked to use it, most asked, why it was covered....

I said," cause every time i look at it there is a dude staring at me."

corny, but it gets a laugh every time