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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 105
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 08/22/08 12:01 AM
I try to make my scheduale where I am off on a full moon. I work on every unit in 4 hospitals here in Indy. When I do work on a full moon ..I know it is going to be a crazy night. I own my position at an old folks home......I seem to have the craziest most violent of the patients who rip off their pads and pee their beds..... or the ones who like to ring their bells constantly to adjust the head of the bed..........89098912389213891 times!!! but for the most part I enjoy my job!! what about the one's that like playing with there self !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:01 AM
It was a full moon when i was admitted into a mental hospital, and the nurses said it was crazier than normal. I didn't know it was like that everywhere tho O_o Full moon when I had my son in the hospital......crazy women screaming all over the place......in different rooms.......going into labour!!!

Amagurl Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 752	Fri 08/22/08 12:02 AM
This may sound morbid...death to me is a good thing for some people. Their suffering is usually emense and long. Maybe that is why my coworkers call me the Angel of Death..haha

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:02 AM
I try to make my scheduale where I am off on a full moon. I work on every unit in 4 hospitals here in Indy. When I do work on a full moon ..I know it is going to be a crazy night. I own my position at an old folks home......I seem to have the craziest most violent of the patients who rip off their pads and pee their beds..... or the ones who like to ring their bells constantly to adjust the head of the bed..........89098912389213891 times!!! but for the most part I enjoy my job!! what about the one's that like playing with there self ! oh yes we have PERVERTS TOO!!! I know who I can bend over in front of and who I cant!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:04 AM
This may sound morbid...death to me is a good thing for some people. Their suffering is usually emense and long. Maybe that is why my coworkers call me the Angel of Death..haha No, I believe that too......it should be quick and painless.......I dont like the deaths where you actually smell their rotting flesh for weeks until their entire body shuts down. Anybody want a donut???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:06 AM
these computer chairs should have man hands inserted in the back part......with massage motion!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:06 AM
dear diary.........I love SOUTH PARK!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 08/22/08 12:10 AM
I remember deaths, on my watch, at an emergency relief shelter. Quickness is a mercy. The whole milieu of drama and factors takes a toll. High 5 to those who can handle it. I get tired of death sometimes....I know its a natural process but I get attached to these people. Im just glad when its quick The Catch 22: You are close, so it hurts more; but they are blessed by having a person who cares, and you are blessed by their trust.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:14 AM
my hair even hurts......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:15 AM
body is exhausted.......brain wont stop...........STOP BRAIN!!! GO TO SLEEP!!! TURN OFF BRAIN!!! GO TO BED!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 08/22/08 12:15 AM
dear diary.........I love SOUTH PARK!!! r.i.p cheif

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:15 AM
I KILLED KENNY!!! WITH THE LOOK!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 08/22/08 12:16 AM
I just saw the post about pervs! It's so...nutty! Once, people were in the levels of a parking garage, across the street from this shelter. They took pix of a guy in the shelter dorm, as he looked out at traffic and choked his chicken. So...it was weird inside and outside.

Amagurl Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 752	Fri 08/22/08 12:17 AM
This may sound morbid...death to me is a good thing for some people. Their suffering is usually emense and long. Maybe that is why my coworkers call me the Angel of Death..haha No, I believe that too......it should be quick and painless.......I dont like the deaths where you actually smell their rotting flesh for weeks until their entire body shuts down. Anybody want a donut??? The sickening sweet smell of rotting flesh...donuts are inappropriate...I prefer chili.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:17 AM
I just saw the post about pervs! It's so...nutty! Once, people were in the levels of a parking garage, across the street from this shelter. They took pix of a guy in the shelter dorm, as he looked out at traffic and choked his chicken. So...it was weird inside and outside.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:18 AM
I wish I could wheel my fridge here..........COME HERE FRIDGE!!! IM HUNGRY!!! FEED ME........COME HERE FRIDGE?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 08/22/08 12:19 AM
dEAR DIARY......You know youre "losing" it when you start to talk to your appliances in your house!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 08/22/08 12:20 AM
Yeah...this is when being a Borg starts to look inviting. Hook up to the fridge, the microwave, and the 'puter. Install higher amp fuses in your switch box.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 08/22/08 12:20 AM
throws slices of cheese at gypsy head ! open your damn mouth ....

Amagurl Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 752	Fri 08/22/08 12:20 AM
Dear Diary...you know you're crazy when the appliances start talking back...