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I hope you clean your keyboard

an your mouse ......

That's funny.

Should I edit it to say something funnier? Ad for dear diary? Ad for viagra? Ad for toilet paper?

I STILL cant believe my sattelite cant get wet like its NEVER rained before here in the RAIN FOREST!! STARCHOICE pffft..

you could REALLY have fun with THAT

I like the edit. How bout you? What did I miss?

PfizerCorp . announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.



Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

I can edit until it flips the page. What should I add kill?

you can edit for a hour.

Ah catch dats a good one.

I thought you could edit until the edit lite goes out when the page flips.

Its naptime! Me likey! Where's blankie? Dere he is! Nite nite! Zzzzz xxx zzzz.

Sweet dreams Biker!

pretty good , you forgot the giant purse ,an the gateway to india , an the singing an the ninjas with the scone throwing stars......an..... jeez theres just tooo much to add , just say and much much more!!

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Mayor seeks ugly women for town's bachelors
by The Associated Press

SYDNEY, Australia -- Life can get a little lonely for bachelors in the Australian Outback mining town of Mount Isa. So the mayor has offered up a solution: recruit ugly women.

Mayor John Molony found himself under attack Monday over comments he made to a local newspaper that read: "May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa."

The mayor added that many women who already live in the remote Queensland state town seem quite happy.

"Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face," he continued. "Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness."

The quotes, published Saturday in the Townsville Bulletin, sparked outrage among the town's female population, led to furious online debates and drew criticism from the local chamber of commerce.

"There's a lot of anger circulating among the community at the moment -- a lot of passionate anger," Mount Isa Chamber of Commerce manager Patricia O'Callaghan said Monday. "There's a lot of women voicing their opinions."

Molony declined to elaborate on his comments Monday except to say they were "twisted and warped" by the newspaper.

"I've been shredded," he added, before hanging up the phone.

The situation may not be quite as dire as Molony noted. According to the 2006 census, males made up 52.6 percent of the town's population of nearly 20,000.

And several local women said there aren't a lot of gems to be found among Mount Isa's men, either.

"We've got a saying up here that the odds are good, but the goods are odd," 27-year-old Anna Warrick told The Brisbane Times


THE ODDS ARE GOOD,BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD!!!