jean how old is she.. She is sooo cute... My aunt has a garfield colored
Siamese.. He kind of looks like Garfield.. I was wondering didn't they
model GArfield the cat after a Siamese?

Dear horney pschotic tree cutter......i just got told that there are no
people out there that want to hear things like there are people out
there just like you, so I take it all back.I got blinking eyeball number
10 with big eyes, and i made somebody mad, and so i am apologizing.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.

"Sun 03/18/07 05:50 PM
jean how old is she.. She is sooo cute... My aunt has a garfield colored
Siamese.. He kind of looks like Garfield.. I was wondering didn't they
model GArfield the cat after a Siamese?

Thanks! She is about four years old.

An orange-and-white Siamese? Never heard of that either! There are Blue
Point Siamese, Seal Point Siamese, Chocolate Siamese...but never heard
of white ones or orange and white ones. Are you sure you're not thinking
of a Himalayan?

Oh! I did find a white Siamese...check this out..looks nothing like my
kitty, though.

http://www.balinesen.ch/whites.htm

(Sorry for the hijack... Welcome new treecutter, ax murderer pervert, or
whatever you said you were).

HMMM hi and welcome to jsh (I think thats all I will say)

WHATS UP CPM ?

OR SHOULD I SAY..................