Topic: do I look like a terrorist/drug runner? | |
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Apparently I do, cuz I spent TWO hours in US customs today coming back from a short trip to Canada....
also is it a prereq to be a jerkoff to work for US customs??? When asked why I went to Canada I said "to go to the casino and for a falafelle" and I spent TWO hours getting my car searched and questioned about my personal life.... |
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It was the falafelle... Triggers em every time... Lol!
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(((Lily))) that bites sweetie, I'm sorry....
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But seriously?... You're not talking about the ambassador bridge are you?
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In a word, yes. Drug runners are often blonde women, as no one will suspect them as being drug runners.
Haven't you seen "Locked Up Abroad" on the National Geographic Channel? |
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Oh he said to me, why isn't there much brake dust on your brakes, and I said "I changed them a few days ago" he asked "where did you have them done?" I said "I did them" and he said "but who did you pay to have them done" and I said "I changed them which was annoying because I had to actually buy new rotors and the guy at the parts store talked to my brother the whole time because he didn't think I could do it either."
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did they do the full body cavity search on you???...ouch that hurts
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But seriously?... You're not talking about the ambassador bridge are you? No the tunnel.... |
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Maybe they held you for as long as they could because you are so damn cute?????????
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did they do the full body cavity search on you???...ouch that hurts That would have made the trip better.... |
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YES!!!!!!!!
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They were probably looking for an excuse to handcuff you and "interrogate" you in that dark, cold, interrogation room of theirs.
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They were probably looking for an excuse to handcuff you and "interrogate" you in that dark, cold, interrogation room of theirs. Men in uniform handcuffing me...DAMN IT'S HOT IN HERE..... |
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I think they were mad that you did not bring them back a falafelle.
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But seriously?... You're not talking about the ambassador bridge are you? No the tunnel.... Oh... Okay... I used to live in Detroit. Me and my buddies used to go to Windsor like every other weekend since we were 19. It wasn't worth it after 9/11. We got stopped by customs all the time. |
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Oh he said to me, why isn't there much brake dust on your brakes, and I said "I changed them a few days ago" he asked "where did you have them done?" I said "I did them" and he said "but who did you pay to have them done" and I said "I changed them which was annoying because I had to actually buy new rotors and the guy at the parts store talked to my brother the whole time because he didn't think I could do it either." |
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They were probably looking for an excuse to handcuff you and "interrogate" you in that dark, cold, interrogation room of theirs. hey!! how did you find out that was my deepest fantacy?? oh wait.. not me. nevermind ... lets all justforget i typed that.. |
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They were probably looking for an excuse to handcuff you and "interrogate" you in that dark, cold, interrogation room of theirs. hey!! how did you find out that was my deepest fantacy?? oh wait.. not me. nevermind ... lets all justforget i typed that.. Isn't that EVERY girl's fantasy? That's what I heard anyway... |
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But seriously?... You're not talking about the ambassador bridge are you? No the tunnel.... Oh... Okay... I used to live in Detroit. Me and my buddies used to go to Windsor like every other weekend since we were 19. It wasn't worth it after 9/11. We got stopped by customs all the time. You coulda brought me a picinic since I was there so long... and you're right, this is the second time, this time was worse... they actually asked me where I worked, and when I said I worked from home as a writer, they asked a million more questions... |
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They were probably looking for an excuse to handcuff you and "interrogate" you in that dark, cold, interrogation room of theirs. hey!! how did you find out that was my deepest fantacy?? oh wait.. not me. nevermind ... lets all justforget i typed that.. |
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