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CircuitRider Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 2065	Mon 08/18/08 10:39 PM Edited by CircuitRider on Mon 08/18/08 10:43 PM
Don't worry DubaU... I'll save this Country!! Soon's I get that dang cat out of this Cannon..... If I fire it now... You-know-what-will go SKY-HIGH Not talking gas either

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 08/18/08 10:39 PM
I invited Obama over for a BBQ, and for some reason he would not eat the Pork That's because he didn't want to look like a pig. Porky Pig. He said it was for religious reasons He lied. He just finished watching Porky Pig on tv and found him to be a bad influence on his speech and eating habit. He even showed me this book called the Koran and where it says Pigs are bad

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 08/18/08 10:40 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 08/18/08 10:44 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy?

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 08/18/08 10:45 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? ehhem.... I sowwy...being professional oh master of masters....(as abu bows to his master) forgive and don't forget my virgins because if these are it.....I'M SCREWED!!!!

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 08/18/08 10:47 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? He can practice on Michael Moore, he has been that Fart in my Fresh Air for Years

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 08/18/08 10:48 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? ehhem.... I sowwy...being professional oh master of masters....(as abu bows to his master) forgive and don't forget my virgins because if these are it.....I'M SCREWED!!!! I cannot be seen talking to you, Madisonman, My number 1 fan, will get mad

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 08/18/08 10:48 PM Edited by Spaceman2008 on Mon 08/18/08 10:48 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? ehhem.... I sowwy...being professional oh master of masters....(as abu bows to his master) forgive and don't forget my virgins because if these are it.....I'M SCREWED!!!! I already took 2 of your virgins away...now you have 70 left, Abu...do try to be Jihad Professional next time, OK?

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 08/18/08 10:49 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? ehhem.... I sowwy...being professional oh master of masters....(as abu bows to his master) forgive and don't forget my virgins because if these are it.....I'M SCREWED!!!! I already took 2 of your virgins away...now you have 70 left, Abu...do try to be Jihad Professional next time, OK? Mi sowwy.....mi okay.....just a bit....evil....

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 08/18/08 10:50 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? ehhem.... I sowwy...being professional oh master of masters....(as abu bows to his master) forgive and don't forget my virgins because if these are it.....I'M SCREWED!!!! I already took 2 of your virgins away...now you have 70 left, Abu...do try to be Jihad Professional next time, OK? Don't Get Bill Clinton around those Virgins

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 08/18/08 10:50 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional.

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 08/18/08 10:51 PM
THE APPRENTICE IS HERE!!!! I'M A TERRORIZING......TERRORIST!!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! ABU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU SANDSPIDERMONKEY! YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL, LIKE ME! Enough of this nonsesne! Be QUIET!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! ABU! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? WHY YOU NOT WANT TO BE JIHAD PROFESSIONAL? Better be careful, or the UN will put some sanctions on you I try to be careful, but ABU can't seem to get it.....make him be professional, will you, daddy? ehhem.... I sowwy...being professional oh master of masters....(as abu bows to his master) forgive and don't forget my virgins because if these are it.....I'M SCREWED!!!! I already took 2 of your virgins away...now you have 70 left, Abu...do try to be Jihad Professional next time, OK? Don't Get Bill Clinton around those Virgins

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 08/18/08 10:52 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional.....

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 08/18/08 10:54 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional..... Excellent Abu! You have passed the first test. Next test: Drink Infidel-ridden Crystal Light!

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 08/18/08 10:55 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional..... Excellent Abu! You have passed the first test. Next test: Drink Infidel-ridden Crystal Light! ehhem.....(clears throat to drink pitcher of Infidel-ridden crystal light)Can I give some to my virgins????

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Mon 08/18/08 10:57 PM
Ted Kennedy wanted me to Hook him up with Cindy Sheehan, I wonder if she is protesting today outside my ranch?

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 08/18/08 11:10 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional..... Excellent Abu! You have passed the first test. Next test: Drink Infidel-ridden Crystal Light! ehhem.....(clears throat to drink pitcher of Infidel-ridden crystal light)Can I give some to my virgins???? Of course you may!

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 08/18/08 11:13 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional..... Excellent Abu! You have passed the first test. Next test: Drink Infidel-ridden Crystal Light! ehhem.....(clears throat to drink pitcher of Infidel-ridden crystal light)Can I give some to my virgins???? Of course you may! I'm not thirsty.

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 08/18/08 11:14 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional..... Excellent Abu! You have passed the first test. Next test: Drink Infidel-ridden Crystal Light! ehhem.....(clears throat to drink pitcher of Infidel-ridden crystal light)Can I give some to my virgins???? Of course you may! I'm not thirsty. AH! Take some, Please! Tiz good for you!

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 08/18/08 11:16 PM
It is ok to be evil abu, just be professional. Okay.....Abu=professional..... Excellent Abu! You have passed the first test. Next test: Drink Infidel-ridden Crystal Light! ehhem.....(clears throat to drink pitcher of Infidel-ridden crystal light)Can I give some to my virgins???? Of course you may! I'm not thirsty. AH! Take some, Please! Tiz good for you! Me waiting for food to settle. Maybe later.