Been long since I've been round these parts. Been out and about in the real world a bit. I'm thinking of rewriting that whole dang profile but would like to get some input on what the new crowd thinks. Anywho, lemme know. I think I need to add more vitriol, self deprecating humor, adult content and graphic language. If anyone remembers me from way back when, drop me a line and say hi.

Jeez I'm relegated to replying to my own threads...on an online dating forum...wow, new record low point in my life. Anywho I spent 10 minutes writing a new profile so I'll post it here any suggestions (ratings, rantings etc) are welcome (I haven't finished the what I'm looking for part yet, I kinda like my old one). My digi cams broken so no new pictures. And yes I'm aware of the length, if that scares a girl off, well I'm not interested in someone who can't read.

Self proclaimed geek but I was geek before G4 made geek cool, which makes me inherently more cool, either that or delusional.

I was born and raised in the US, I do relate to both American and Asian (Taiwanese) Culture but I'm probably more americanized. Dim sum..cool, sushi...lovin it, respect for the older generation...wonderful, cheap lead painted toys made by 6 year olds...not so much.

I can be sarcastic, puckish, impish, loquacious at times, taciturn at times, I make outrageous claims like I invented the question mark.

I did better on the Verbal section of the SATs than the Math section....I think I lose asian points for that so to make up for it I practice karate, got a spiky hair style, and replaced any colors in my wardrobe with black. After all this race related humor I have been told by the Dragon Council (which in reality is just a crappy Cantonese take out joint) that I must play japanese RPGs, watch anime, and stop paying attention to traffic signs while driving.

I have a childish irreverence but believe strongly in honor. I yam what I yam but I'm not popeye the sailor man. Cause let's face facts Olive Oil has no ass.

I would share my Trix with that silly wabbit not like those selfish brats (momma should've taught em better). I tried green eggs and ham, but then learned that green proteins is just rotted food, I'm still waiting on the settlement for the lawsuit titled geek vs Dr.Seuss. I'm taking him to the bank...booyah.

When I can't sleep I count sheep, then I get hungry and go make lamb chops.
I notice the small details, like my spell check doesn't recognize "cliche", but does recognize "douche bag". And that makes me smirk.

What I'm looking for:

I enjoyed reading it!!

Good luck

Good read

Well done. Excellent sense of humor. :-)