Freddy always had bad breath
but it was getting worse.
His mother blamed his diet,
Freddy claimed it was a curse.

His room was filled with stick-ups
to freshen up the air.
Freddy's mom was embarrassed,
Freddy didn't care.

Freddy's pillow lost its color
and faded from red to pink.
His morning breath has morphed
the toothbrush and towel at the sink.

Each morning Freddy's mom
wakes him with a stick.
She has to keep her distance,
his breath would make her sick.

Freddy loved attention,
he found lots of it at school.
Though his language was horrendous
some still thought he was cool.

Freddy could burp whole sentences
farting on command.
There was no doubt he was the king
of grossness in the land.

Freddy had a crush on Suzy Shindig,
the cutest girl in school.
He thought she was a princess,
she called him a fool.

Freddy freshened up his act
and soon won Suzy's heart.
She loved to be around him,
except when he would ....

Freddy's bad breath went away.
His family was elated.
The color had returned to all his breath had faded.

A fun read.

You do put a new meaning to poems but good one lol