Topic: The Bonde and the Penguin
uk1971's photo
Fri 08/15/08 12:27 AM
A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel the Schönbrunn in Hamburg Germany when he found a penguin walking along the road.
So she picked it up and took it to the local police station.
She said to the policeman
"I found this penguin on Hietzinger
Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?"
The policeman looked at the blonde and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to the Zoo.
The blonde said
"Of course, I'll take it to the zoo"
and she left the police station with the penguin under her arm.
The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw the blonde walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the blonde and said
"I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?"
The blonde replied
"Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House."

slaphead

wraithme66's photo
Fri 08/15/08 12:54 AM
Small oops..."A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel " You started out with a man... Not a blond... Still cool though...

snowangel2's photo
Fri 08/15/08 08:01 AM
laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 08/15/08 08:13 AM
Musta been a blond shemale. laugh