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Topic: I don't know whether to laugh or cry
LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 08/12/08 04:07 PM
I subscribe to a magazine, "Positive Thinking". It's filled with insprirational quotes, heart warming stories, tips on how to survive a stressful day, a hectic job, turbulent family issues, delayed flights, people who try to bring negativity to all those around them, etc. etc. etc. and keep A Positive Attitude. Today in the mail I received the following letter: "Dear Subscriber; Thank you for your continued support of our magazine, Positive Thinking. We appreciate your business. However, we are saddened to inform you that we can no longer provide this publication due to a low subscription base. We will be applying the remainder of your subscription costs to another publication of ours....." What?!?! Another publication of yours..."The Cold Hard Reality That Life Sucks...And Good Luck With That Chump"...??? I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What a classic. I'm framing that one.

voxsteven Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 1813	Tue 08/12/08 04:08 PM
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll get a mouth full of rain!

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Tue 08/12/08 04:08 PM


IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 08/12/08 04:21 PM
Sorry Lookin'

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Tue 08/12/08 04:25 PM
Do you have a library there? Look for some books from Dale Carnegie.He deals with Positive Thinking among other things.

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Tue 08/12/08 04:31 PM
Hey face it Life Sucks,Where going to get Old,Noones going to Care, they are just going to sit us in a corner filled with Urine, and we are going to Die Good Luck

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 08/12/08 04:47 PM
Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

It_Gyrl Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 225	Tue 08/12/08 05:45 PM Edited by It_Gyrl on Tue 08/12/08 05:45 PM
Awww.. just relax and enjoy your new subscription transfer to Playgirl mag.. Did I ruin the surprise? J/K!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Tue 08/12/08 05:47 PM
Awww.. just relax and enjoy your new subscription transfer to Playgirl mag.. Did I ruin the surprise? J/K! this is a good answer......and..... actually....I'm on the cover..... Now....will ya laugh or cry...... j/k

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 08/12/08 05:49 PM
that sux.. realy it does, but ya cant help but laugh!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/12/08 05:51 PM
not positive enough.....i guess

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Tue 08/12/08 05:53 PM
I subscribe to a magazine, "Positive Thinking". It's filled with insprirational quotes, heart warming stories, tips on how to survive a stressful day, a hectic job, turbulent family issues, delayed flights, people who try to bring negativity to all those around them, etc. etc. etc. and keep A Positive Attitude. Today in the mail I received the following letter: "Dear Subscriber; Thank you for your continued support of our magazine, Positive Thinking. We appreciate your business. However, we are saddened to inform you that we can no longer provide this publication due to a low subscription base. We will be applying the remainder of your subscription costs to another publication of ours....." What?!?! Another publication of yours..."The Cold Hard Reality That Life Sucks...And Good Luck With That Chump"...??? I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What a classic. I'm framing that one. It might be to PlayGirl. No, wait, they crashed.

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 08/12/08 08:20 PM
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less. see what happens to me without my daily read of Positive Thinking?