EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME DAYS EVERY MONTH WHEN ALL HE HAS TO DO IS SPEAK & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS HANDS!

THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY MAN!

Dangerous: what's forDinner?

Safer: Can I help With Dinner?

Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?

Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine
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Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT?

Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown

Safest: Wow, LOOK at you!

Ultra safe: Here, have some wine

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Dangerous: Should you be eating that?

Safer: You know there are a lot of apples left.

Safest: Can I get you a piece of chocalate with that?

Ultra Safe: Here, Have some wine.

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Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?

Safer: Could WE be overreacting?

Safest: Here's my paycheck

Ultra safe: Here, have some wine.

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Dangerous: What did you do all day?

Safer: I hope you didn't over-do-it today.

Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!

Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine.

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10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

Well, we wouldn't have read it anyway..

Nice post?

lol I read it right before he deleted it... it didn't make any sense

*scratches head*
is this why men do what they want?

that was special

Do you think he was inebriated????

Hey formatting error...you already know we aren't perfect

what wuz the topic ha ha ha

*laughs*
it was worth the wait

Hahahaha oh goodness, I'm SOOOO not that bad.

P.M.S.

Putting up with Men's Sh1t