Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. Even though the light was red, they went on through.

The passenger thought, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we went through that red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and they went through another red light. This time the passenger was almost certain that the light was red, but was also worried about whether she herself was losing it or not. She was getting nervous and promised to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection.

Sure enough, at the next intersection, the light was definitely red, and of course, they went right through. The passenger turned to the driver and said, "Mildred!! Did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have gotten us killed!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

OMG!!!!