Still glowing in ecstasy, a mother waits at the bus stop with her newborn.

"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!," the bus drivers says as she boards the bus. The mother slams the money into the farebox and proceeds to the back of the bus.

"The nerve of that driver, insulting me as he did!" she says aloud.

The man next to her says, "He did that? That isn't right...something should be done about that"

The woman says, "You're right, I'm going to give that bus driver a piece of my mind!"

"You do that," the man states. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you."

LOL!!!