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Topic: Sizes
SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Mon 08/11/08 04:51 PM
10' - just the tip please! 9'' - oh ****, pain! 8'' - oh yes, yum! 7'' - oh perfect! 6'' - mmm ok! 5'' - push more! 4'' - is it in? 3'' - idiot! Just use your tongue! 2'' - just throw me a tampon! 1'' - you're a girl?

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Mon 08/11/08 04:52 PM
Gasp!!!!!!!

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Mon 08/11/08 04:52 PM
ok ella...heres the tip

IndigoIllusions Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 5625	Mon 08/11/08 04:52 PM


30andbored Joined Mon 06/16/08 Posts: 658	Mon 08/11/08 04:53 PM
whats a 6.5 ? lol

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Mon 08/11/08 04:53 PM


30andbored Joined Mon 06/16/08 Posts: 658	Mon 08/11/08 04:53 PM
Answer: . . me times 6 =P

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 08/11/08 04:53 PM
She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... So I f*cked her 3 times a knocked her teeth out with a 2x4.

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Mon 08/11/08 04:55 PM
She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... So I f*cked her 3 times a knocked her teeth out with a 2x4. perfect!!!

Jules0565 Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 4485	Mon 08/11/08 04:55 PM
LMAO

liltazz Joined Tue 07/29/08 Posts: 217	Mon 08/11/08 05:18 PM
She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... So I f*cked her 3 times a knocked her teeth out with a 2x4. LMAO

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 08/11/08 05:28 PM
LMAO.....stop <gasp>...can't breath...my sides hurt.

CircuitRider Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 2065	Mon 08/11/08 06:48 PM


wintryrose Joined Sun 08/10/08 Posts: 2	Wed 08/13/08 07:41 AM
women knows her sizes i agree

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