Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him
down for a little fireside chat.
He said 'Jack, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants
and handed them to your mother, and
said, 'here try
these on.'
So, she did and said, 'these are too big, I can't
wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
'Hmmm, said Jack'. He thought that might be a
good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack took off his
pants and said to Jill, 'here try these on.'
So she did and said, 'These are too large, they
don't fit me.'
Jack said, 'exactly, I wear the pants in this family
and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget
that.'
Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and
said,
'here, you try on mine.'
So he did and said, ' I can't get into your pants.'
Jill said, 'exactly, and if you don't change your
smart ass attitude, you never will.'

...good one