20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go. "

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area AndPlay tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...
Have children..

Thank u I laughed so hard!!!

i already dont use punctuation since im
self taught to type im lucky i know where the keys are for the
letters but boy what a difference a comma makes sometimes . gives
a sentence a whole new meaning.<gets me in trouble sometimes>
sorry folks

OH MY
GOODNESS WHEWWWWWWW ALRIGHT NOW IM READY FOR MY DAY TO START OK. ;LMAO

that was really goood had to share it with the office.

Walk up to the counter in any of Big Food's zillions of outlets and ask
what a particular new item costs. When they tell you, then ask "...and
how much is the antidote?"

-Kerry O.

PRICELESS (((((((((TN)))))))))))

...and for everything ELSE.. there's MASTERCARD!!

really good one Tneil!!!

(((Tneal))))