When i was 15 I met a really sweet girl named Tracey. One day I kissed
her, and she blushed deep red. Wooohooo! Yeah baby - that was a homerun!
WhoooDaMannn!

Or so I thought. After that day she wouldnt talk to me on the phone,
wouldnt see me - etc. Ouch! I never heard from tracey again.

Until ten years later, I ran into her at a mutual friend's birthday
party (a kids party). Once we realized we knew each other, we went thru
the "whats new in your life", "oh I'm married - that one over there is
mine" sort of thing. I couldnt resist. I had to ask.

"So what happened? I never heard from you again."

She blushed deep-red. Again. Oh yeah - same Tracey! Woohoo! WhoDaMann!
Then she explained "...I thought I was pregnant. At the time my mother,
who was VERY strict, had told me that 'once you kiss a boy, next thing
you know you'll be PREGNANT!"

We had a good laugh. I didnt kiss her this time.

you go boy this time you should have done it for real lol

That is hysterical and oh so true....I heard that when I was little. I
always hung out with the kids on my block and there were times we played
"exploratory" games. I once thought I was pregnant for over a year
before I truly understood how all of that worked.
I think I called my mom in as a first grader and told her I was
pregnant...imagine her surprise
She set me straight!!!! I had forgotten about that before you posted
this!

That is hysterical and oh so true....I heard that when I was little. I
always hung out with the kids on my block and there were times we played
"exploratory" games. I once thought I was pregnant for over a year
before I truly understood how all of that worked.
I think I called my mom in as a first grader and told her I was
pregnant...imagine her surprise
She set me straight!!!! I had forgotten about that before you posted
this!

oops did double again....

ya pucker up for one of those juicy smackers.

thats too funny that happened to my mom when she was like 14 she had her
first kiss and called her mom crying on the phone because she thought
she was pregnant LOL. my first kiss was horrible he leaned in way to
hard head butted me and made my nose bleed lol. Than we tried it again
and he didnt have much luck the second time around lol....

@Autumn: Head-butt for a first kiss with a nosebleed? Ah it was sign of
things to come... bust your head, your nose, then your heart. Shoulda
stopped on the first try.

that story reminds me of a scene in the movie clerksII where a guy is
saying he hasn't had sex with his girlfriend because her parents put a
troll in her vagina that would bite him if they had sex lol

yep... and get-er-done.

i have been told i am a good kisser even with the french kiss

never had any complaints...

funny story's. i havnt had anyone complain but it has been a long time
so i may have lost my touch. lol

no complaints either

Hell yes I know how!I have never had any complaints.

ohhh no I don't know how to kiss,, I need to learn

I need practice: are there any experts in the house?

me pick me!

and sluggo wonders why his phone ran away....
lol