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Edited by
lilith401
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Tue 08/05/08 11:16 AM
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I once had a Jack_ _ _ tell me he couldn't call me for three days after he told me "Fvck You" as he was stuck in the boondocks with no cell service and in a paper company with reams all over the floor, 16 hour days, blah blah... He had the nerve to get belligerent when I questioned him and flat out thought he was lying.
Funny. His ex said he told her the same exact story. I guess my lie-o-meter wasn't broken! |
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Over 1 year ago, I met a man who stated, with a straight face, that I was, ..."too bouncy and violent for him." Direct quote and I still don't know what he meant.
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"sorry maybe tomorrow night i already have plans with your brother tonight"
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"sorry maybe tomorrow night i already have plans with your brother tonight" THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
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"sorry maybe tomorrow night i already have plans with your brother tonight" THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM your dad would have been worse though huh? |
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"sorry maybe tomorrow night i already have plans with your brother tonight" THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM your dad would have been worse though huh? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION |
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should i have said sorry i have plans with your dad that would have been worse then saying his brother
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should i have said sorry i have plans with your dad that would have been worse then saying his brother OH OK......TRUE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ME THAT, AND IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME 
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I had a buddy whose boss was more likely to let you off if your excuse was outrageous, than if it was "real." We used this to our advantage one day when I had a day off and he didn't want to go in. We had waited for his office to call, and the conversation (with me) went something like this:
Me: Hello? Boss: This is _____ from _____ I'm looking for Will ____ is he there? Me: Will? No, I haven't seen him since about 7 pm yesterday. He pulled up in front of the house, but when he stepped out of his car, two well dressed Italian gentleman escorted him to a black Lincoln Towncar that had pulled up behind him. I haven't seen him since and quite frankly we are starting to get a little worried around here. Could you have him call us when he gets into work? Boss: Uh... yeah, uhh, sure. Well, uhhh, thank you. To finish the story off, we took the suit will had been wearing on the day he was last at work, tied it up with rubber bands (like you would to tye-dye), and he wore it all dishevelled like that to work the next day. |
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I had a buddy whose boss was more likely to let you off if your excuse was outrageous, than if it was "real." We used this to our advantage one day when I had a day off and he didn't want to go in. We had waited for his office to call, and the conversation (with me) went something like this: Me: Hello? Boss: This is _____ from _____ I'm looking for Will ____ is he there? Me: Will? No, I haven't seen him since about 7 pm yesterday. He pulled up in front of the house, but when he stepped out of his car, two well dressed Italian gentleman escorted him to a black Lincoln Towncar that had pulled up behind him. I haven't seen him since and quite frankly we are starting to get a little worried around here. Could you have him call us when he gets into work? Boss: Uh... yeah, uhh, sure. Well, uhhh, thank you. To finish the story off, we took the suit will had been wearing on the day he was last at work, tied it up with rubber bands (like you would to tye-dye), and he wore it all dishevelled like that to work the next day. hahaha gotta love what a good friend will do for you 
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i cam in one day from working with my brother matt i was about 14 at the time well he got me sooo stoned on the ride home when i walked in the front door i passed out right on the living room floor he told my parents i worked really hard that day
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