I suppose the Postal Workers of America are all too busy delivering our mail to have time for a website like this. What a crying shame!!! I am patiently waiting for my mailman. Maybe you all are right, maybe this website just isn't for me. I should re-adjust my tactic, be brave, drive that hour, and GO TO THE POST OFFICE. I can almost garauntee I'd have better luck there! lol!!!

Wow, a whole 3 days? I guess we can assume they didn't send your postman via express mail...

I am by no means looking for 'instant gratification' I have been on a search for the perfect mailman for quite some time now. I have been unsuccessful in my attempt so far. I don't mean to sound pesimistic, but some times it is frusterating! A task that should be simple is becoming increasingly complicated! lol!

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he picks up all the post bags in his van.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really happy man.

Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock
Ring . Letters through your door.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really happy man.

I find nothing comical about this situation.

Shame

Not Really.

for lacking the sense of humour

Oh,..... you may be accurate in that assumption my friend....but not finding my mailman tends to dull my senses, including my sense of humor.

wow

I suggest you ask for your money back

That is a 'good old fashion' way to spell the word 'humor'
Reminds me of 'olde' 'tymes'...................

(no insult intended)

I was not aware that we are expected to pay for this service. It is my understanding that this is a free dating website. (Although I've yet to encounter a person who has actually gone out on a date as a result of using this system!lol!)

for 500 years we tried to teach them the Queens English
Didn't we fail miserably

Sir Winston Churchill

You get what you pay for that was the meaning
capish?

Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman
(Wait)
Wait Mister Postman

Please Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a letter in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
(Oh yeah)
For me to hear from that babe of mine

There must be some word today
From my girlfriend so far away
Pleas Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me

I've been standin' here waitin' Mister Postman

So patiently
For just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' she's returnin' home to me

(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a letter in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
(Oh yeah)
For me to hear from that boy of mine

So many days you passed me by
See the tears standin' in my eyes
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leavin' me a card or a letter

(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and see

(Oh yeah)
If there's a letter in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time

(Why don't you check it and see one more time for me, you gotta)
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and see

(C'mon deliver the letter, the sooner the better)

I'm actually waiting for the pizza delivery guy. I never did have thing for knee high socks...

Knee high sox, sort shorts, that sexy blue uniform....no offense intended, but you really don't know what your missing!! Mailmen are the hottest men around! I actually happen to know a mailman who is a pizza delivery man by night, double hot!!! To bad he's happily married.