A little irish boy asked his teacher if he could to the bathroom, she
said "Yes". When he went to wipe there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you
have in your hand?" The boy said "A little leprechaun and if I open my
hand he'll get scared away." the teacjer sent him to the principle's
office and the principle asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The
little boy said "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand He'll get
scared away." The principle got mad and yelled "Open your hand NOW!" He
did and the little boy said, "Oh Great, now look at what you did, you
scared the sh*t out of him!"

Funny