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BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Sun 08/03/08 07:27 PM
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sun 08/03/08 07:28 PM
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. I believe it

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Sun 08/03/08 07:29 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sun 08/03/08 07:41 PM
Chuck Norris Kicks ass

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Sun 08/03/08 07:49 PM
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. You just gave me my first laugh of the day (and it's practically bedtime here) ... so a HUGE thank you!

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sun 08/03/08 08:03 PM
HOw many times do I have to tell you people? Do not even MENTION Chuck Norris or he will come and kill you!!!!

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Sun 08/03/08 08:05 PM
The Gospel according to.... Chuck????

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Sun 08/03/08 08:07 PM
Chuck is old as dirt, but he will probbally be in better shape now then, i will be my whole life what is the guy 65 or 66 now ?!

Maureeno Joined Sat 04/26/08 Posts: 1780	Sun 08/03/08 08:08 PM
i like dirty harry and chuck

textherifleman Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 118	Sun 08/03/08 08:12 PM
under chuck norris' beard there is no chin but there is another fist

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 08/04/08 06:02 AM
under chuck norris' beard there is no chin but there is another fist Gotta love Family Guy....and Chuck Norris is freaking awesome man. Dude could still kick my ass and I am half his age.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 08/04/08 06:41 AM
why hasn't this been moved to the religion thread, mods?

textherifleman Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 118	Mon 08/04/08 08:11 PM
i didnt know that came from family guy but anyway that is an awesome show

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