It seems it always happens to me at the movies.....When Robin Hood(Kevin Costner)came out many years ago I'd gone to see it with 2 of my girlfriends.

Towards the very end, while the priest is attempting to conduct the private wedding ceremony between the villain (can't remember his name off hand) and Maid Marian...and Robin Hood and the Painted Man are trying to break the door down.....and the crowd outside is screaming, fighting and yelling, the the villain is trying to tear off Maid Marians clothes (and not very effectively) and position himself between her legs to consummate the marriage...I most incredulously leaned over to one of my girlfriends, and in an attempt to be heard over the din of the movie, said in a VERY LOUD voice.....'Yeh, right! Like we're supposed to believe this guy can maintain an erection with all this commotion going on?' And it was at that EXACT moment that the scene changed to one of dead silence. Everyone around us started laughing and I could have crawled under the seat I was SO EMBARRASSED! Please...someone.....tell me you have committed other such faux pas!

I went to see the latest Hannibal the Cannibal movie with a now Ex girlfriend of mine. We laughed through the movie because we found the horror to be so ridiculous. Well, the people sitting next to us were so horrified at us that they moved a row away from us! We were very embarrassed!