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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 17 | |
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ok guys I got some bad news today about my dad and I need to laugh a little sooo.....
hit me with your best shot! |
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(((((((((Patti))))))))) I hope it's nothing too serious.....like your obscession with drag queens......
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Oh Come on Guys! It's free reign on Patti tonight, Take advantage it doesn't happen often.
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gives brownies loaded with laxitives to her relatives
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Tortures baby ducks.
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gives brownies loaded with laxitives to her relatives |
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kicks kittens
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Tortures baby ducks. |
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calls people at random and pretends to be the lab, delivering bad news.....
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calls people at random and pretends to be the lab, delivering bad news..... 
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Calls the "crisis center" talks to them for an hour. Gets a date with the consouler she is talking with. The night of the date, Patti calls him and stands him up. She says that she can`t go out because she just washed her hair, and her hair is in orange juice can curlers.
So then she sits at home watching "chick flicks", drinking Budweisers, eating popcorn, and laughing her azz off. |
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Edited by
lifestooshort6
on
Tue 08/12/08 06:01 AM
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Calls the "crisis center" talks to them for an hour. Gets a date with the consouler she is talking with. The night of the date, Patti calls him and stands him up. She says that she can`t go out because she just washed her hair, and her hair is in orange juice can curlers. So then she sits at home watching "chick flicks", drinking Budweisers, eating popcorn, and laughing her azz off. but she has invited all her JSH/Mingle2 buddies. The men all start a poker game. The woman finish watching a chick flick and then we go to the deck and fire up the BBQ. Metal and Rara go to get buns and more beer. Cfl and PostCoitum stay to make a salad and cut the tomatoes and onions. We girls have cried enough...Then there is a knock at the door...it's the Crisis Counselor standing there sad and confused looking for an answer to why Patti stood him up........... |
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Has been known to toss a mean salad......
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Has actually destroyed a building full of nuns and childern, by microwaving ten packages of "peeps" at one time.
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needs a new lighter.........
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Calls the "crisis center" talks to them for an hour. Gets a date with the consouler she is talking with. The night of the date, Patti calls him and stands him up. She says that she can`t go out because she just washed her hair, and her hair is in orange juice can curlers. So then she sits at home watching "chick flicks", drinking Budweisers, eating popcorn, and laughing her azz off. but she has invited all her JSH/Mingle2 buddies. The men all start a poker game. The woman finish watching a chick flick and then we go to the deck and fire up the BBQ. Metal and Rara go to get buns and more beer. Cfl and PostCoitum stay to make a salad and cut the tomatoes and onions. We girls ahve cried enough...Then there is a knock at the door...it's the Crisis Counselor standing there sad and confused looking for an answer to why Patti stood him up........... she said there must be some mistake...Im not Patti...thats my evil twin 
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Calls the "crisis center" talks to them for an hour. Gets a date with the consouler she is talking with. The night of the date, Patti calls him and stands him up. She says that she can`t go out because she just washed her hair, and her hair is in orange juice can curlers. So then she sits at home watching "chick flicks", drinking Budweisers, eating popcorn, and laughing her azz off. but she has invited all her JSH/Mingle2 buddies. The men all start a poker game. The woman finish watching a chick flick and then we go to the deck and fire up the BBQ. Metal and Rara go to get buns and more beer. Cfl and PostCoitum stay to make a salad and cut the tomatoes and onions. We girls ahve cried enough...Then there is a knock at the door...it's the Crisis Counselor standing there sad and confused looking for an answer to why Patti stood him up........... she said there must be some mistake...Im not Patti...thats my evil twin
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Is Pattis' evil twin....
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patti's tripplet after all the surgeries...
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