> UGLY PEOPLE
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> A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> everyone
> inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
> and
> meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of
> the
> grief they have experienced.
>
> They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. 'I
> want
> to be gorgeous,' and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
>
> The second one in line hears this and says 'I want to be gorgeous too'
> Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
>
> This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
> God
> is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
>
> When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
> laughing his head off.
>
> Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
> The
> guy eventually calms down and says:
>
> 'Make 'em all ugly again.'
>
> NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
>
> Blessed are the Cracked,
> For they are the Ones
> Who let in the Light!
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