Noticed you noticing me
what a beautiful sight you can be,
but when I turned and said hello
your answer was,what a strange fellow.

They guy's a hopeless stud
or at least he thinks he is,
but I have news for him
he never has been for gee whiz!

He is always a bother
always here online,
wish he would go
is a pain in my behind.

I hate to hurt his feelers
the truth always hurts,
he's a pervert and horny
likes to look up womens skirts!


Wish someone would look up mine.