A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son
playing with his new train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of *****es
who want off, get the hell off now ... because this is the last stop!".
He continued, "And all of you sons of
*****es, who are getting on, get your asses on the train ... because
we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house!!! Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you may play with your train ... but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say
... "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and we hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon."

She heard her little darling continue ... "For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the
kitchen."

omg that is so wrong but so funny

that was just too funny