Topic: If I were A Ninja --
30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:12 PM
I would kick your a**

damnitscloudy's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:13 PM
I'm a pirate, so i could kick your ninja ass :tongue:

ledi180's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:14 PM
Why?

izzie's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:14 PM

I'm a pirate, so i could kick your ninja ass :tongue:
when i said i was a pirate you said you were a ninja... you cant switch just cuzim cool!!!!

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:15 PM
How . . If you have a peg leg I already have an advantage . . would you cheat and use your gun and bird ? sad

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:15 PM

I would kick your a**
:tongue: I would turn into a robot and lay the smackdown on ninja:tongue:

SparkOfLight31's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:15 PM
I'm a nuclear bomb with a mind of its own.



Sorry guys I think I win.

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:16 PM

Why?

Cause Im bored

no photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:17 PM
If I were A Ninja I would kick your teeth right outta your head and make my Grandma some dentures with 'em.

whiteli0n's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:19 PM
i think a ninja would definately kick a pirates ass. hands down.

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:19 PM
Well if its a competition I would be time . . because time eventually wins out over everything so blah . . if I wasn't time then I would be a cute puppy and then everyone would want to pet me and love me . . and that would win out . . and if I wasn't a puppy then I would wish to be and Oscar Mayer Wiener because everyone loves a little wieny

no photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:20 PM
Edited by brandynicole on Tue 07/29/08 05:20 PM
Pirates have canons and a pirate crew .... ninja are like lone assasins and they only have swords and those throwing stars. A pirate would be victorious!

damnitscloudy's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:20 PM
Pirates have cannons, ninjas have little crap swords lol.

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:21 PM

i think a ninja would definately kick a pirates ass. hands down.

my thoughts exactly . . pirates have a hard enough time deciphering shapes with that one eye thing going . . there is no way they are going to be able to locate and then kick a ninjas ass once the parties started . . aka toodles pirate hello ninja

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:22 PM

Pirates have cannons, ninjas have little crap swords lol.

ninjas have stealth, poison, bombs, disquises and crappy ass swords :tongue:

damnitscloudy's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:24 PM
Pirates have crazy ass birds, crap European swords, a big ass ship, and tend to yell alot. I can see a ninja trying to kill someone and just coming out of the shadows to tell the pirate to STFU because hes giving everyone a head ache laugh

no photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:26 PM

Pirates have crazy ass birds, crap European swords, a big ass ship, and tend to yell alot. I can see a ninja trying to kill someone and just coming out of the shadows to tell the pirate to STFU because hes giving everyone a head ache laugh


No the ninja would be silent....throwing star to the back. All stealthy like.

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:27 PM

Pirates have crazy ass birds, crap European swords, a big ass ship, and tend to yell alot. I can see a ninja trying to kill someone and just coming out of the shadows to tell the pirate to STFU because hes giving everyone a head ache laugh

ok then all pirates and ninjas band together and either a) kill peasants or b) take down the man . . let the beer decide drinker drinker drinker

damnitscloudy's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:27 PM


Pirates have crazy ass birds, crap European swords, a big ass ship, and tend to yell alot. I can see a ninja trying to kill someone and just coming out of the shadows to tell the pirate to STFU because hes giving everyone a head ache laugh


No the ninja would be silent....throwing star to the back. All stealthy like.


Noooo, the ninja would be like "hey umm...pirate, look just because this is the open ocean doesn't mean every creature has to hear your voice, i mean really."

And by that time the ninja would be killed by the pirate's crazy bird lol

30andbored's photo
Tue 07/29/08 05:30 PM



Pirates have crazy ass birds, crap European swords, a big ass ship, and tend to yell alot. I can see a ninja trying to kill someone and just coming out of the shadows to tell the pirate to STFU because hes giving everyone a head ache laugh


No the ninja would be silent....throwing star to the back. All stealthy like.


Noooo, the ninja would be like "hey umm...pirate, look just because this is the open ocean doesn't mean every creature has to hear your voice, i mean really."

And by that time the ninja would be killed by the pirate's crazy bird lol

STUFFED BIRDS DON'T KILL PEOPLE -- NINJAS KILL PEOPLE