Topic: Tickle Me Elmo
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Mon 07/28/08 07:02 PM
There's a gentleman who is the supervisor of a plant where they build Tickle Me Elmo dolls. Let's call him Bill. One day, Bill has a woman as a new employee who manages to cause the entire assembly to slow down to a crawl. Elmo dolls are everywhere. Bill goes to his boss, the head of the plant, and complains. Bill's boss decides to be lenient and give the woman a second chance. He suggests that is there is a problem tomorrow, they can address it then.

The next day, the same thing happens. This woman manages to back up the entire assembly line, grinding production to a halt. Bill and his boss go down to the factory floor to investigate. They find this woman on top of a huge stack of Elmo dolls. She has a long strip of red cloth in one hand, a bag of marbles in the other, and a needle in her mouth. She carefully takes two marbles from the bag, wraps them in red cloth, and starts sewing them between one of the dolls legs.

Bill laughs and shakes his head as he explains to the woman that she was asked to ensure that every doll gets "two test TICKLES".

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Mon 07/28/08 07:05 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 07/28/08 07:06 PM
LOL!

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Mon 07/28/08 07:06 PM
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