TTO

eatin a pbj


Going to take a nap!


Have a wonderful day at work!

I wish I could have a nap.......

Have a good one catch!!

ill also take a nap

Dear diary.......I think I need a Canadian Beaver buzz!!!

Catch work day over for me ... yeehaw ....

Enjoy your NAP WOO HOO

ok ladies and germs

get ready to beam me up Scotty... the NEW PC is about to take over ... ( God help me )

Later peeps

TTO = OUT

Later tallguy!!

dd,
"spoke" to fresh, today....then poof she was gone....she said hello to all...

r there any spanish people in canada

ok first attempt on NEW PC ..... I hope this works ... lol..

as a matter of fact ??.... there are lots of ALL kinds of peeps living in Canuckle-land

ATTENTION Shoppers... appears as if I am Back to life .... .will decide tomorrow , FO SHO

Caio Caio

What!? Almost and hour and no posts, hmmmmmmm

p

Hi

dear diary im home and finally showered shaved and smelling nice its good to be home

Welcome home. I know the feeling.

dd send me a message when p or g show up or some1 goes to the men s room other than himself jtit

BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Alabamans, Tennesseans, North Georgians, North Carolinians and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
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You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' - She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.'

3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.'

7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED'

8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.'

9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is 'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.'

11 She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS' - She is 'PECTORALLY SUPERIOR'

12 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers 'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.'

6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' - He becomes 'ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.'

7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

8 He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has 'SWINE EMPATHY.'

9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' - He is 'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.'

10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is 'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.'

11. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE '.

Gypsy,,, I am sorry for what I said awhile back and hope you will forgive me????

Being a disable Veteran I tend to defend other veteran's and say thing's in the heat of the moment......

BIG HUG'S Danny