One day, while going to the store,
I passed by a nursing home. On the
front lawn were six old ladies lying

naked on the grass. I thought this
was a bit unusual, but continued
on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same
nursing home with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn. This
time my curiosity got the best of me,
and I went inside to talk to the
Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying
naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired
prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.