if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Sorry work was rained out and I'm unable to go back to sleep... I need to know the answer to this eternal question.

That would depend on how angry they were with who they were chucking the wood at to begin with

Are the woodchucks chucking morning wood?

The woodchuck is chucking the wood at someone? I had no idea!!!!

I am getting a whole new perspective on this

I'll bet you are...

(((((((((Little)))))))))

You are up early again this morning.


Thing is it's been so long that I've forgotten the proper thing to do with morning wood.

Chuck it at a woodchuck?

I know exactly what to do with it....

What????

Suddenly I'm much more awake.....

Do tell. C'mere and whisper it into my ummmm ear.

I'll whisper it to you...just come a little closer...heheheheh

<----getting real close now

I don't have enough info to tackle this question.

First of all, I need to know what kind of wood. I mean a woodchuck is going to move balsa at a much higher rate than say hedge.

Second, is this cut wood, or does the woodchuck have to bust out a chainsaw and do some cutting first? That can wear a guy out, so it would have an effect on the over all amount chucked.

Third, does the wood need to be stacked? If he's just chucking it into a trailer all willy-nilly its one thing, but if it needs to be stacked an stored it's another.

Four, did he have his morning coffee? Have you ever been around a woodchuck that didn't have its morning caffine? They are worthless.

Five, is he cutting this wood for home heating or cutting it to go to the mill? Believe it or not, they chuck at a much higher rate when they are taking it home. Probably drawing out the number of hours worked so they can get overtime.

I'm sure I forgot something, but there are a lot of things that needed to be added in, at least if you want an accurate answer to an eternal question.

I am in awe

I know...I can hear you breathing now....lol

Is that all???

well, no, but if I say everything then I'll get in trouble on here and get a time out or something.